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A Day To Remember

It was Sunday December 5th. The prior Thursday, I had tried to purchase tickets for the final Brazilian championship game but to no avail. There was a line a mile long and many people had camped out with tents, barbecues, chairs and umbrellas. I knew that I didn’t stand a chance so I gave up. The day of the game, my buddy John who was visiting from London rang about 9 am. He was very excited and explained to me that he could get scalped tickets for the game. Each ticket would cost about R$400. I did some quick calculations, and we had a group of 7 people (me, my wife Solange, my two kids Teddy and Jesse, our nanny Sida, and my two friends John and Mark). That means I needed to come up with a little less than R$3000, and I had a little less than an hour to come up with the cash. The scalpers were skeptical that a gringo could come up with that kind of cash on a Sunday morning. They had another thing coming.

I ran down to the Bob’s hamburger place which has an ATM. I have three ATM cards (two from Brazil and one from the United States). The only trick would be to remember all the PINs since I rarely use all three of them. I was shocked but I got all of them on the first try. I jammed R$3000 into my wallet and made the quick drive to the Marriott in Copacabana.

Now the planning begins. In Brazil, there is no true championship or playoffs. There is a point system, and Fluminese from Rio de Janeiro was the favorite. They only had to win the last game and they would be the champion of the entire country. Brazil is a football crazy country and every person, male, female, young or old had to pick an allegiance. Very early in my indoctrination into Brazilian culture, I picked Fluminese. For this reason, I had 3 male Fluminese jerseys. Also, both of my kids had already received little Fluminese jerseys as gifts. So the only people that were missing jerseys was my wife and the nanny.

The plan was that we would grab lunch at Cafe Feliz in Ipanema. Cafe Feliz is located near the Hippy Fair and I thought we could pick up two jerseys for the ladies. We arrived at Cafe Feliz and like usual the food was awesome. I was starved and got a huge salad, and then the beef with a plate of french fries. Topped it off with two home made scoops of ice cream. We ran out to buy the jerseys. We searched high and low and one can not purchase team jerseys at the Hippy Fair. One vendor explained to me that it was some sort of licensing issue. My friend John suggested we go toward the beach because there are many vendors selling the shirts illegally. Just as we were approaching the beach, we saw a shirt vendor and low and behold, he had two ladies shirts!

We were right by the Hippy Fair still and it was no problem picking up two taxis for the trek to the game. Maracaná is Rio de Janeiro’s most famous stadium, but it is shut down. The game was to be held in a location about 20 miles from Ipanema in a neighborhood called Meier. We needed two taxis and the drivers conferred on the best way to get to the game. They chose to go north toward the airport and then west to the stadium.

Although it was not planned, their route took us very near where the war between the drug lords and the military was occuring. In the past few weeks, the drug lords had begun to burn a series of public buses. Not one person was injured. They would clear out all passengers and then burn the bus. It was still insubordinance and the photos of the buses quickly crossed the globe via the internet. Then the state of Rio de Janeiro called in the heavy reinforcement. They took over the entire neighborhood with tanks, armored vehicles and heavy artillery. On top of that, it was televised non stop. I am not a big fan of using force, but I was secretly routing for the invasion.

So now for the first time, we were less than a kilometer from the occupation. The taxi driver directed us to the points of interest. It was a little eerie to see up and personal the places I had seen on television during the military attack.

Within a few minutes, we arrived in the stadium. I looked at our tickets and all of the seats were not next to each other. In fact, some were in totally different sections. I was a little nervous, but not to worry. In Brazil, they don’t pay attention to seat numbers, and it is really on a first-come first-served basis. We were about 90 minutes before game time and we were able to get pretty good seats reasonably near center field.

Everyone in the entire stadium was rooting for Fluminese and wore the Fluminese colors of Red, Green and White. This game was to be a slam dunk. Their opponent was one of the worst teams in the division and they were a long long way from home. The mood in the stadium was festive and we all anticipated a Fluminese victory and a wild celebration.

The game began and Fluminese played horrible. They seemed tentative. It was clear that Fluminese was the better team but the half ended with a 0-0 tie. Right behind us was a man that brought a portable television, so he felt he was the commentator for the game. At times, I wanted to cover my kids ears! I think they learned a few new Portuguese words and me too. Wow!

The players began the second half the mood was tense. The ugly thoughts were going through my head. What if the other team got a lucky goal? More bizarre things have happened. The yelling and screaming and the frustration was hitting a peak. Then in one quick sequence on the opposite side of the field, Fluminese scored. The sensation in the stadium was amazing. The collective sigh of relief was felt throughout the entire stadium. The game dragged on and Fluminese won 1-0 and are national champions. This is quite the accomplishment since Flamengo another team from Rio won last year. Rio has now won two years in a row!

As the game ended, it was strange because no one was leaving. We were worried about difficulties getting a taxi on the way out. After about 15 minutes of celebrating, we were among the first to leave. We went around the block and there was actually no problem catching a taxi.

We were near the swanky Barra neighborhood and decided to dine at the churrascaria Pampa Grill. The taxis went there and we had a splendid meal at Pampa Grill. While we were dining, a huge storm hit Rio de Janeiro. Bu the time we were leaving, it was pouring down buckets of rain. Buckets and buckets. When it rains in Rio, it rains very hard.

Barra is a neighborhood very very different than Zona Sul which is the home to Copacabana, Ipanema and where I live Lagoa. We asked the people at Pampa Grill to call a taxi and over 30 minutes later not one taxi had arrived. Basically, since it was raining so hard, there were no available taxis in Barra. No where. What to do?

I took matters in my hands. I realized that it would not be possible to catch a cab just by waiting in front of the restaurant. I grabbed a heavy umbrella and started walking. I had no idea where I was going but my chances had to improve. I walked and walked in the pouring rain. There were a few taxis but none of them stopped. Finally, I was in front of one of the largest shopping centers in Rio called Barra Shopping. I asked where there was a taxi stand and I went to the other side of the mall. There was a line and I waited and waited. By this time, we had left the restaurant 2 hours ago. The problem now was that taxis were arriving at about one every 30 minutes. Finally one of the guards told me that I would be waiting forever and for me to go to a different place.

So I kept on walking. By this time, the rain had abated, but now it was getting late. A few taxis stopped but none of them wanted to drive so far away to my neighborhood. I just kept on walking and walking. Finally, a taxi stopped and I begged him to take me. He refused but he felt sorry for me. He told me he would take me to another place where I might be able to catch a taxi. So I get in and he drives me about a mile down the road. As I stop to get out of the taxi, there are two guys waving down the taxi frequently. It was my two friends that I went to the game with. They tried to jump into the taxi but I told them it was going in the wrong direction.

Shortly after that another taxi stopped but again he did not want to go all the way back to the Lagoa neighborhood. But then my friend said in his broken Portuguese, we will pay twice the meter. He still said No. I then broke in and said we would pay three times the meter. He finally relented. I jumped into the taxi and went to the restaurant to get my family. The kids had fallen asleep on the ground. There was no traffic and the meter said we owed R$50. It was now close to four hours since we had left the restaurant. I truly appreciated this guy for driving us back home. So instead of paying him R$150 or three times the amount, I gave him R$300 and said “Feliz Natal” or “Merry Christmas.”

It was an incredible day and there is a huge lesson learned. It is not easy catching a taxi in Barra when it rains.

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Ground Beef and Tofu


Here’s another family favorite. The tofu gives the dish a nice light flavor, and it it is served in a rather soupy sauce. This goes great over white steamed rice. The kids in my family love it too. Hopefully, Teddy and Jesse will grow up to love this dish. Additionally, this is truly a home style recipe and it is not commonly found in even the most authentic recipes. A similar recipe found in some restaurants is called Ma Pa Tofu, but the difference is that my recipe is not spicey. This video is also a little different because I am using Camtasia Studio instead of Windows MovieMaker which I have now sworn off.

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Dear Barack,

There is certainly no easy way to put it. You got your ass kicked in the mid term elections. Well, I got some good news now. As I already told you in 2008, your presidency is going to be about the economy. You did not choose these circumstances, but they are yours to manage. You did not make the economy your #1 priority. It is not clear that it was even your second priority. From the looks of your first two years, I would say that your first two priorities were health care and the war in Afghanistan. Whether I am right or wrong, jobs were certainly not your first priority.

On top of that, you trusted the wrong people. There is no dispute by anyone that Wall Street is the reason behind this economic crisis. Yet you continue to listen to them almost exclusively and unemployment still hangs at 10% even with interest rates stuck at 0% for the foreseeable future. You guys sit around now that interest rates are at a floor and figure out how to “stimulate” the economy. They call it quantitative easing and I call it bullshit. There is a saying that if all you have is a hammer, then every problem looks like a nail. If all you trust is Wall Street, then all you are going to get is the Fed printing more money and deficit spending. On the surface, I agree that borrowing money from the Chinese creates American jobs, but at what expense? Let’s just say that you have made a mess of it. It’s not too late, but you have to first realize that it is a mess and you’ve made it worse in your 2 years. You didn’t create it all, not even close, but it is your role to fix it, not make it worse.

I got some really good news for you, Barack. The Republicans are more lost than you are. Remember the golden lesson. It is about JOBS. The reason that the Republicans won was JOBS. If unemployment was at 6% as opposed to 10%, Democrats would not have lost the house. Yet, now that the Republicans have the house, the Republicans are talking about repudiating socialism, repealing the health care bill and tax cuts and so on. None of these measures, including the tax cuts, will create jobs.

So it looks like it is a race between you, Barack Obama, and the Republicans to figure out that what the American people want is low unemployment. They don’t want lip service, they don’t want this issue falling back seat to some stupid war. They don’t want fear mongering. They want a fucking job! Is that so hard to understand? I am hoping not. In fact, I think that you, Barack Obama, will figure out before the Republicans. They are still drunk from their election day victory. They haven’t even had the hangover yet.

So the rest of the article will focus on what Barack should do to get jobs rolling in a short 24 months. That’s not a lot of time.

Legal Immigration

Everyone is focused on illegal immigration, but focus on legal immigration. Make it easier for people to visit our country legally. You don’t have to pass a bill, just do it. Did you know that the most difficult country in the world to visit is the United States of America? My mother in law would love to visit the United States. When my family and I visit, it would be great to have her along. She is a woman of modest means, but she has no desire to live in the United States legally or illegally. She has now tried 5 times without success. This is not an isolated incident.

There are probably millions of deserving people that want to visit the US and cannot. If you let those people into the country, the stimulus would be immediate. Everything associated with tourism would take off immediately. The airline industry, the hotel industry, the restaurant industry and so on.

The dollar is now incredibly weak. I think that it is the weakest that I have seen in my life time and I am over 50 years old. This makes tourism attractive and lots of foreigners will come to the US because it is so cheap. If we let them.

Trade Deficit

The beautiful thing about this plan is that it begins to address a horrible trend in the United States – the trade deficit. It is probably one of the largest problems with our economy. It is either government deficit spending (thanks Wall Street) or the trade deficit. IMO, it’s the trade deficit. Why didn’t all the stimulus work? After all, it worked for Bush and Clinton before him. What went wrong?

Go back 15 years, and the year is 1995. Let’s say that the stimulus is to build a hospital. And every desk at the hospital requires a computer. In 1995, as an ex SVP at Gateway Computers, I can tell you that every computer was built in the United States by American blue collar workers. Then, if you had any problem with that computer, the billing, a replacement part, etc, you talked to an American white collar worker. Fast forward 15 years, and that same hospital and those same computers. Now every one of those computers are built in China. Worse yet, if you have a problem, you are talking to someone in India or the Phillipines.

This one issue is hurting the American economy more than you can imagine. I am not suggesting going back in time, but you should work on the trade deficit.

Marijuana

So thinking through the trade deficit, here’s something Americans import heavily – Marijuana. Not only are we importing this crop in large quantities, no one along the food chain pays any taxes. We need to legalize marijuana, but that is not enough. If we just legalize it, then we will get a flood of imports. At the same time that we legalize it, we need to ban marijuana imports. Foreign marijuana will no longer be allowed in the US. All those Mexican drug lord dirtballs making money hand over fist will need to find a real job. Do not back down to these A Holes.

It should not stop there either. Once we begin consuming what we make, we should make more. Lots more and start exporting. If the United States can become the #1 manufacturer of tobacco in the world, how different can it be for marijuana?

It gets one step better because another side product of marijuana is a hemp industry. If you are making scores of money from the marijuana, then the hemp is amost free, a by product, if you will. This will lower the cost of lots of products from rope, string etc. Then we should start exporting this as well.

Automate the Government

As part of the tech sector, I have to say that our federal government is an embarrassment. We have the most brilliant minds in the world of software, databases, and automation, but we use none of that brain power to make a better government. The same as many of our software companies, the United States government should be the envy of the world in using technology to reduce cost and increase transparency. Computers are great at following rules if you have the right programmers doing it. The government should be attracting some of the best new young software programmers and will have to pay some of the best salaries. It will create new demand in a market that is one of our best anyhow. Barack, if you listen to one thing. Do not outsource this project to India. We want to develop these skills in house.

Bust the Trusts

In the United States, it is clear to me that we are on the road to monopolism. We have created an environment that no longer fosters competition. Instead, the formula to riches is to go public. Then with Wall Street’s money, you buy out all of your competition. Your competition is happy becaue they make a killing and retire. Once they become a true monopoly, then they start increasing prices. Each time, they increase prices, their stock goes up. Instead of retiring as millionaires, they have become billionaires.

It is happening right under our noses, and it is obvious for us all to see. Back in the late 1800’s, this issue of monopolization was much more severe. It took a unique and strong president to win a US election based on “trust busting”. His name was Teddy Roosevelt. Barack, do you have these types of leadership skills. Can you lead a fight against special interests that only a one of a kind president can lead? I don’t know the answer, but I hope so. If it makes you feel better, I don’t think that Sarah Palin is up to the task either. She seems to be attracted to money like a bee to honey.

If you are successful, it will create a new era of competitiveness. New horizons for small businesses will suddenly open as the monopolies release their stranglehold on commerce. Consumers will win as company’s are actually competing for our business. Products will get better faster, and markets will evolve more agilely and most importantly prices will come down.

End the War in Afganistan

Maybe I should say change the mission. As an American, I want Osama Bin Laden’s head on a stick. I want you to murder him in a very public way, and then we should create a national holiday for us to remember 9/11 and the day we got our revenge. Heck, I want to forget 9/11, and the only way for me is for the US to murder this MF.

Back to economics. The war in Afghanistan is a drain on the economy. Remember that hospital I talked about earlier? Now you are stimulating everyone’s economy but our own. The only possible downside is that the troops in Afghanistan will suddenly be unemployed. But you can reemploy them. If they are building bridges in Afghanistan, then they can build bridges in Alaska. Hell even Sarah Palin’s bridge to nowhere creates more jobs than an Afghani bridge.

Stay Focused

There are many more ideas, but the underlying point is the same. You need ideas that focus on jobs. J-O-B-S. Nothing else. Nothing more and nothing less. It’s called focus.

Thanks for your time, Barack.

Your Home Boy in Rio de Janeiro,

Rob

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Chinese Steamed Fish


Here is an awesome recipe that I make probably at least once a week. It is really fast and easy and it turns out delicious. Some people say that the absolute best way to eat a fish is steamed. I agree. The fish turns out so tender and light.

In Brazil, I use a fish called Namorado which means “boyfriend” in Portuguese. In the US, I usually use sea bass which is about the same size as namorado and also the same white flakey meat. Chinese style fish almost always includes the head and the tail. You can also do the same recipe with fish filets but you just need to steam it a little less time.

After it is done, just served it with steamed rice and it is ready to go. Here’s a quick tip. One of the absolute best parts of the fish is the cheek which is right behind the gill. Enjoy.

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