Clone Joan
Rob Cheng – RJ Riemer
March 2000
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Holy shit, this girl's a hit.
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She's got it together, I mean every bit.
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She's a red-hot mama, and knows it, too.
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There's only one thing I can do...
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Let's clone Joan...there's none like you.
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Let's clone Joan...now there's two.
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Let's clone Joan...let's make some more.
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Let's clone Joan...here's number four.
I'll take a skin graft, and pluck out a hair.
I'll take a cotton swab to her underwear.
I'll put it in a test tube and do it up right.
I'll take it from the dark into the light.
(chorus) And I'll clone Joan...this is great. Clone Joan...that makes eight. Clone Joan...that's what I mean. Clone Joan...ooh, sweet sixteen. A DNA cocktail, I'll mix it up good. I'll make a special Peschel neighborhood. Forty is a time to get things right So let's turn this dark into some light