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Diamond Nipples

Riemer-Cheng
March 1999

    A              G            E                  A 
She called herself Brandy but I knew it wasn't her name 
     A             G              E               A 
That didn't really matter, it was all part of the game 
         D          C         A             D 
Strolled over to my table and asked me if I wanted a dance 
  A           G         E     A 
I didn't come into this place looking for romance 


Chorus 
        B                      F# 
She had diamond nipples, could etch her name in glass 
        B                  G# 
She had diamond nipples, a little harder than her ass 
        B                      F# 
She had diamond nipples, and a smile that was so sweet 
        B                   G# 
She had diamond nipples, no reason to be discreet      


A                G            E                 A 
Brandy liked the tips, so she called her friend Dominique 
     A            G              E    A      
They both started dancing, and I mean cheek to cheek 
     D              C             A              D 
With rings in their navels, and a tatoo on their ass 
A         G                   E           A 
Long hair swirling, and their hips moving fast 


         B                      F# 
They had diamond nipples, could etch their name in glass      
         B                  G# 
They had diamond nipples, a little harder than their ass 
         B                      F# 
They had diamond nipples, and a smile that was so sweet 
         B                   G# 
They had diamond nipples, no reason to be discreet 


   A           G       E            A 
So how do they do it?, living every day so bold 
     A        G         E                            A 
With hardly a stitch of clothing, you'd think they'd catch a cold 
D         C           A   D 
Excuse me miss, can I get change for a ten? 
    A            G    E                      A 
And save me this here table, because I'll be back again. 


         B                      F# 
They had diamond nipples, could etch their name in glass 
         B                  G# 
They had diamond nipples, a little harder than their ass 
         B                      F# 
They had diamond nipples, and a smile that was so sweet      
         B                   G# 
They had diamond nipples, no reason to be discreet 
         B                        F# 
They had diamond nipples, hardest substance known to man 
         B                            G# 
They had diamond nipples, made in the USA not Japan 
         B                    F# 
They had diamond nipples, you know they can't be beat 
         B                          G# 
They had diamond nipples, man those titties are sweet

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My Retirement Begins

Wheeewww Ahhhh! Happy New Year, and I really kicked off the new year in style. I journeyed back to freezing Sioux City to meet with Ted, and guess what? I retired. Well uh, let’s call it semi retired, but nevertheless, I’m not working anymore. At least for the time being.

Sorry not too many pictures this time. I’ve been mostly hanging out in Myrtle Beach, and changing my golf swing every time I go to the driving range. I had a Super Bowl party with a lot of people from the neighborhood, but I forgot to take out the camera. Maybe next time. Here are some pictures of my house, but these shots are beginning to show the limitations of my camera. I think it’s time for a new one. I think I got the time to shop around for one. 🙂

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The Sabbatical – Winding Down

“It’s something unpredictable, and in the end it’s right, I hope you have the time of your life” Green Day, 1998. Sigh. It looks like the sabbatical could be coming to an end, but another great month of memories. Hung out with Jerry, Bunny and Les in Miami. San Francisco found me catching up with some old friends, and then on to our 50th state of Hawaii with Marcia and Sue. Then the big news, I went to Myrtle Beach for the completion of my house. Christmas back in DC, and then finally spending some quality time in my new house in Myrtle Beach including New Years. They also finally fixed my car, so I got wheels! Have a Happy New Year, everyone!!!

More big news. I am now using a new company for web space, www.xoom.com, since I ran out of space on AOL. I don’t know how they’re going to make it, but they provide 11MB’s of free web space. Check them out.

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The Sabbatical – Month Two

As we endure another week of the endless Microsoft debates with the DOJ, I’m still flitting around the globe having the time of my life. After last month in Columbus, I returned to my parents in Washington DC for a few days. Then, this crazy lady ran me off the road, and my lovely Acura was close to totaled! Went to Boston to visit my freshmen year roommate, Ken, and his family. Ken and I scampered down to Myrtle Beach for a couple of days to check on the status of the house. Popped back into Sioux City for a quick volleyball game, and then on to Las Vegas. I won $2000. Things must be going my way. Back to Washington DC for the Thanksgiving holidays. Bill Gates doesn’t know what fun is!

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Sabbatical from Gateway Begins

Guess what? I spent virtually the entire month of October as the beginning of my 90 day sabbatical. So far it’s been great. First I went to Tampa Bay, to help an old friend celebrate his 40th. Next, I drove the Acura to Chicago where I caught up with some old friends. Then I flew to New York City, where I ran into Tom Grueskin, and we went to World Series Game 1. I also visited Jeff Resnick’s family, who I roomed with in college. Back to Chicago for another day, and then I drove to Columbus OH, to visit my brother’s family, including my two nephews, Ryan and Joshua. Enjoy the photos. I know I liked making them. Sorry, no pics of Tampa Bay or Chicago. 🙁

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