{"id":59,"date":"2000-03-15T18:14:52","date_gmt":"2000-03-15T13:14:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/blog\/?p=59"},"modified":"2024-11-10T23:28:03","modified_gmt":"2024-11-10T18:28:03","slug":"clone-joan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/blog\/2000\/03\/clone-joan\/","title":{"rendered":"Clone Joan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rob Cheng &#8211; RJ Riemer<br \/>\nMarch 2000<br \/>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-59-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/songs\/clonejoan.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/songs\/clonejoan.mp3\">https:\/\/chengrob.com\/songs\/clonejoan.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/p>\n<pre>B    A          E        A\nHoly shit, this girl's a hit. \n      B        A              E     F# \nShe's got it together, I mean every bit. \n        B       A         E         A \nShe's a red-hot mama, and knows it, too.\n        F#             C#\nThere's only one thing I can do... \n\n\n(chorus)\n      B     E              A         B\nLet's clone Joan...there's none like you.\n      B     E      A           B\nLet's clone Joan...now there's two. \n      B     E            A         B\nLet's clone Joan...let's make some more.\n      B     E      F#            C#\nLet's clone Joan...here's number four. \n\n\nI'll take a skin graft, and pluck out a hair. \nI'll take a cotton swab to her underwear.\nI'll put it in a test tube and do it up right. \nI'll take it from the dark into the light.<\/pre>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<div align=\"left\">\n<pre align=\"left\"> (chorus)\nAnd I'll clone Joan...this is great.\nClone Joan...that makes eight.\nClone Joan...that's what I mean.\nClone Joan...ooh, sweet sixteen.\n\n\nA DNA cocktail, I'll mix it up good. \nI'll make a special Peschel neighborhood. \nForty is a time to get things right\nSo let's turn this dark into some light<\/pre>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rob Cheng &#8211; RJ Riemer March 2000 https:\/\/chengrob.com\/songs\/clonejoan.mp3 B A E A Holy shit, this girl&#8217;s a hit. B A E F# She&#8217;s got it together, I mean every bit. B A E A She&#8217;s a red-hot mama, and knows it, too. F# C# There&#8217;s only one thing I can do&#8230; (chorus) B E A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5214,"href":"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/5214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chengrob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}