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Never Come Cry To Me

Rob Cheng
March 2000


E                        A      E
Dried up tears hide your pretty eyes 

E                        A         E
you're feeling something you can't disguise

E                           A     E
You don't love him, but you can't let go 

E                        A     E
All these feelings we'll never know      



B
Girl, you're just a mystery 

E               A        E
Cause you never come cry to me 

E                A    E
The coolest lady I'll ever see 


Who you are is bottled inside 
Just because you can't decide      
Girl, you got to give it up 
All you got is tough enough 


Girl, you're just a mystery 
Cause you never come cry to me 
The coolest lady i'll ever see 


Honey,you know i love you so 
But it's almost time to let you go 
Open up your heart and let me in 
That's when our life begins 


Girl, you're just a mystery Cause you never come cry to me 
The coolest lady I'll ever see    
Clone Joan

Rob Cheng – RJ Riemer
March 2000

B    A          E        A
Holy shit, this girl's a hit. 
      B        A              E     F# 
She's got it together, I mean every bit. 
        B       A         E         A 
She's a red-hot mama, and knows it, too.
        F#             C#
There's only one thing I can do... 


(chorus)
      B     E              A         B
Let's clone Joan...there's none like you.
      B     E      A           B
Let's clone Joan...now there's two. 
      B     E            A         B
Let's clone Joan...let's make some more.
      B     E      F#            C#
Let's clone Joan...here's number four. 


I'll take a skin graft, and pluck out a hair. 
I'll take a cotton swab to her underwear.
I'll put it in a test tube and do it up right. 
I'll take it from the dark into the light.

 (chorus)
And I'll clone Joan...this is great.
Clone Joan...that makes eight.
Clone Joan...that's what I mean.
Clone Joan...ooh, sweet sixteen.


A DNA cocktail, I'll mix it up good. 
I'll make a special Peschel neighborhood. 
Forty is a time to get things right
So let's turn this dark into some light