Clone Joan

Rob Cheng – RJ Riemer
March 2000

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Holy shit, this girl's a hit. 
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She's got it together, I mean every bit. 
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She's a red-hot mama, and knows it, too.
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There's only one thing I can do... 


(chorus)
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Let's clone Joan...there's none like you.
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Let's clone Joan...now there's two. 
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Let's clone Joan...let's make some more.
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Let's clone Joan...here's number four. 


I'll take a skin graft, and pluck out a hair. 
I'll take a cotton swab to her underwear.
I'll put it in a test tube and do it up right. 
I'll take it from the dark into the light.

 (chorus)
And I'll clone Joan...this is great.
Clone Joan...that makes eight.
Clone Joan...that's what I mean.
Clone Joan...ooh, sweet sixteen.


A DNA cocktail, I'll mix it up good. 
I'll make a special Peschel neighborhood. 
Forty is a time to get things right
So let's turn this dark into some light