Clone Joan
Rob Cheng – RJ Riemer
March 2000
B A E A Holy shit, this girl's a hit. B A E F# She's got it together, I mean every bit. B A E A She's a red-hot mama, and knows it, too. F# C# There's only one thing I can do... (chorus) B E A B Let's clone Joan...there's none like you. B E A B Let's clone Joan...now there's two. B E A B Let's clone Joan...let's make some more. B E F# C# Let's clone Joan...here's number four. I'll take a skin graft, and pluck out a hair. I'll take a cotton swab to her underwear. I'll put it in a test tube and do it up right. I'll take it from the dark into the light.
(chorus) And I'll clone Joan...this is great. Clone Joan...that makes eight. Clone Joan...that's what I mean. Clone Joan...ooh, sweet sixteen. A DNA cocktail, I'll mix it up good. I'll make a special Peschel neighborhood. Forty is a time to get things right So let's turn this dark into some light